For His Eyes Only in Charlotte, North Carolina For Sale

Do you want me.....to get that for you?
Hi there, gentlemen. Are you brave enough to explore this opportunity with me as a new client? Please read all information before responding.
I clean your home or apartment in the outfit of your choice. Would you like me to clean in lace lingerie and heels? In flirty sleepwear while barefoot? You name it. My rate is $100 for the first hour (non-negotiable), and I bill $50 per half hour after that. I am available for any light chores (laundry, dishes, dusting) and for all those dirtier jobs too (fridge, sinks, mopping).
I'm a tall, slender, young brunette with no criminal record. I'm just the down-to-earth girl in your neighborhood who knows A) what you need and B) what I have to offer. And I always aim to please.
Imagine sitting down after work, letting me open a beer for you, and watching me do your dirty work.
I provide no illicit services and will only reply to serious, professional inquiries from adults in the Charlotte area. I am very discreet about my services. If you're interested in scheduling an appointment, respond by email with your name, general location, and specific needs. I will reply with my availability.
Thank you for your interest, bachelors of Charlotte! I look forward to hearing from you very soon.